What's your favorite quote?

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LOL, I also love Minsc's line for becoming the leader: "Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!"

 

"You mess with me, you mess with YOU" - Ogrillons you encounter

 

"Who art thou, to touch me like you know me?"

That black magic witch from the Unapproachable
East. Lady Yhelbruna's apprentice. I think she's
rather kinky!

 

Actually, that's one of Dynaheir's "rare selected" lines.

 

Two faves:
Edwin: "Elminster this, Elminster that. Give me 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse".
Tiax: "Come the day, TIAX will point and click."

 

Two more faves, also funny because of how they are delivered.

Minsc (dungeon): "Evil around every corner -- careful not to step in any...!"

Kagain (outdoors): "Lousy forest -- always reminds me of 'pansy elves...!'"

 

(BIG fart noise) "whahahaho!!That one was a stinker"-Iron Throne Bandit
"So i kicked 'm in the head 'till 'e was dead!!nyahaha!!!"-Irone Throne Bandit

 

Add to that: "I can take Drizzt with both my legs tied behind my back"

Irone throne bandit

And one by the many thieves in baldur's gate:

"Stole the duchess' nickers once if ya know what I mean"

 

It would definitely have to be Minsc's
"Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!!"

 

"Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?" - Jaheira. It's just statements like those that make her '***** of the game'.

 

Anyone remember all of the tombstones in Nashkel? I can't quite remember the name but I liked;

"Here lies (David). He looked up the mine shaft to see if the cart was coming. It was."

 

I love these quotes. So many good memories. Is there any of you who knows where to find all the quotes in the game just like that? else I'll do a google massage. Or be hit by Tal with a link from sorcerers. I better go look

 

As has probably been mentioned: "Brave brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick led the way. Brave brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick ran away!"

 

Eldoth is delightfully offensive to Shar-Teel:
"Shar-Teel your lot in life is to make cookies and bear children. Now shut up."

Some more wise words from the mighty Tiax.

Running away: "Tiax will rule...from a distance."
Underground: "Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole. Cyric said nothing of soggy boots!"
Nighttime: "Night would DARE hamper the sight of Tiax?"

 

"Come see ME...swallow flamming knives!"
- Carnies at the Nashkel Carnival.

It's really funny to hear them all say it at the same time.

 

I always liked:

"Don't touch me.....I'm super important"

The high priest at the temple.

 

This actually the watchers in Candlekeep. And it's: "I could take Drizzt with both my arms tied behind my back."

My favorites:
"Do you wanna tell me a story 'bout trollops and plugtails? Please?" Imoen
"Tiax will rule!"... who else?
"What now? Do you need your pantallons pressed?" Jaheira
"Tis but a flesh wound" Branwen when she's nearly dead.

 

I have many favourites. Some of them have already been mentioned in posts below.
I like these too:
"Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME?" - Marl
"Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me!"- Amnish Soldiers and some other people

 

"It might be a touch unladylike, but I'm gonna slith your throat, I am." by Neira, the second bounty hunter IIRC.

 

@ Uytuun > Third actually. Maybe even fifth, though the first two dont have any bounty notices...


It´s not really a quote in the regular fasion.
But when you first meet Elminster you can reply:

"How do you measure up to your own standars walking around pestering strangers about their mental state" There´s alittle more, but I always forget what it is

I love that reply


The coolest voice though has to be:

"I AM the law!"
When you fight Flaming Fist soldiers.