Wrestling: Random babbling

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YES! Kane is reverting back to the Monster he needs to be! Notice that NOBODY came from the locker room to confront him when he dragged Cole into the ring. It took an over the hill Jerry Lawler to sacrifice himself to save his partner. I bet JR was glad to be on Smackdown after that--Foley would likely offer more protection than Lawler could...

 

And it looks like I was wrong, there will be no You can't see me at the Bash and the World Title match.

Oh, yeah, Edge and his whore are supposed to make up, and get married next Friday. Do you think what I think, Gnarff? Deadman Walking!

 

I think that Vince was supposed to pay the hydro bill for Smackdown, but gave away the money...

 

There is an interesting theory that popped up about Kane's heel turn... the "Is he dead or is he alive?" has been pinpointed to possibly Paul Bearer... remember when Undertaker "killed" bearer at the '04 Bash?

I'm skeptical they would bring Bearer back. It sure as hell would be interesting, though... get a heel Kane to feud with a face Taker and culminate their rivalry at WM25, serve Taker his first WM loss, and let him retire at a WM. And make it a Buried Alive.

 

Interesting conjecture. But what will happen after Taker hands up the body bag? More Cena?

 

I heard rumblings that TNA signed Daivari. Could be interesting... if they use him properly.

 

It took someone long enough to post again. I have a lot to say here...

So Chris Harris showed up in ECW as Brayden Walker. Like they expect that fans won't recognize him. It might work for RoH, but a promotion with a television deal like TNA, I don't think so.

I think HHH will end up in trouble if the "Power Couple" can arrange the screw job. I expect this, so that Taker will get the belt from Edge at Summer slam...

The biggest thing for Smackdown is a promising feud. The Biggest Ego against the biggest mouth. That's right, MVP vs Mr. Kennedy! They both can wrestle and they would play off each other really well. Not even Vince Russo could screw this one up!

 

As far as I'm concerned, Kennedy should be butting heads with HHH... with gold on the line somewhere down the line. It's ridiculous that the guy will be stuck as a midcarder for who knows how long... this guy is the whole package - skill, charisma, hell, he has everything to be a maineventer, and big time.

I wouldn't count on a screwjob. The wedding angle will go on, and the Deadman is poised to return, and you can be damn sure he's gonna be POed. Edge is in very deep trouble.

And as for a heel Kane... another posibility came to my mind - heel Brothers of Destruction. Tag team gold. Enough said.

 

You mean there could be any other interpretation of the BoD? The guys looked as some of the meanest, baddest SoBs in the business.

 

Well, truth be told, Kane's run in Extremely Crappy Wrestling as "The Friendly Giant" and teaming with CM Suck was, well, pathetic. So far, I like the heel turn - psychotic, imprevisible, unstable... the good ol' Kane. Also, if it wasn't for the interference of that F'N Batista, CM Suck would have gotten seriously killed. I think Kane should have chokeslammed Suck on a chair then proceed to deliver multiple conchairtos. And speaking of Kane... here's another theory - in the cloth sack, there is Kane's mask. Alive or dead? Could be his "other" self (aka the good ol' Kane). He could very well be in a struggle with himself. Interesting... don't you think?

I hate Batista, but I hope he claims the World Title. CM Suck is an absolute joke.

And as for Taker... he's been a fan favorite for a very, very, long time, so getting the guy over as a heel would be difficult. I'd love to see a Ministry-era Taker back. And bring the old Undertaker attire back - the black gloves, the black sleeveless shirt.

 

Taker is like HHH & HBK, it doesn't matter if he is a heel or a face, the fans wil cheer him.

 

Same thing for Stone Cold too back in the days.

 

crap, crap, crap, crap!!!!!!!!
Well smackdown & the wedding went off without any sign of the deadman!!!!!
SONOFA...... what the h#!! are they waiting on????

 

Yup, you're right, it went on without a hitch. Hmmmmmmm. Well, either he swaps brands to join a newly heel Kane to reform a heel BoD, or either the typical Taker mind games will start manifesting themselves in the coming weeks. Taker was supposed to return at the end of July, so if it's not this week, it could be the next one.

Personally, I'd prefer a heel BoD program with Tag team gold included down the line than the continuation of the excruciatingly painful program with the A-hole and his biatch.

 

So I can turn away from Crapfest at 9:30 to watch South Park?

 

Absolutely. Here's the full results of Crapdown:

Dark Match:
* Ron Killings b. Domino
Ron Killings gets the win via pinfall after a reverse suplex.

WWE SmackDown: (Airing This Friday)
* SmackDown opens showing clips of Edge & Vickie's wedding earlier today. Tonight will be the reception. Chavo comes out for a toast. Edge calls for action. Finlay and Hornswoggle come out.

* Kurt Hawkins & Zack Ryder b. Finlay & Hornswoggle
Edge is the guest referee in this match. He interferes by spearing Finlay allowing Ryder to get the pin for the win.

* Edge & Vickie have their first dance. It is interrupted by Big Show who comes out to steal a dance. This leads to Big Show vs. MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Vladimir Kozlov, and The Great Khali in a 4 on 1 match.

* Big Show vs. MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Vladimir Kozlov, and The Great Khali in a 4 on 1 match
Big Show dominates early on. Everyone jumps in and attacks. The match ends in No Contest.

* Vickie Guerrero is in the ring to throw the bouquet. I'm told she is drawing so much heat you can hardly hear what she is saying. Several of the divas come out in gowns. Michelle McCool attacks Natalya. Cherry catches the bouquet and wins a match against Vickie.

* Natalya Neidhart b. Cherry
I'm told Natalya dominated the entire match and got the win with the sharpshooter. Vickie then comes in the ring and simply pins Cherry to win her match against her.

* Brian Kendrick b. Jimmy Wang Yang
I'm told Kendrick came out with an all new look and was accompanied with a big black body guard. He got the win via pinfall.

* Umaga b. Mr. Kennedy
Umaga got the win with a Samoan spike after blocking Kennedy's mic check. I'm told by both correspondents this was the most boring match of the evening.

* Edge is shown in the new Slim Jim commercial.

* John Morrison & The Miz b. Jesse & Festus
The Miz got the win with reality check on Jesse.

* Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy
This match is ordered by Vickie Guerrero. Before the match they throw the wedding cake in Chavo's face. The match ends in no contest when La Familia come out and interfere.

* The Cutting Edge is up next. Edge tells Vickie how much he loves her while a video clip is shown of them all over each other. Triple H makes his way out to ringside with a gift. Triple H shows a video of Edge putting the moves on the wedding planner. Vickie snaps and the show goes off the air.

* A Ric Flair video clip is shown and the crowd goes crazy. Flair comes out and delivers an emotional speech.

Dark Main Event:
* Triple H b. Edge
Vickie comes into the ring and spears Edge. Triple H gets the pin for the win.

 

I loved what HHH pulled. Could make Bash interesting...

 

Typical HHH... great stuff, at any rate.

 

Are you smurfing kidding me? That's some absurd stuff.

 

The real thing was even more absurd.