Wrestling: Random babbling

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So I have more torrents to look for...

 

WSX has like 10 episodes, and MTV is known for the ridiculously long commercial breaks, so there won't be much to see.

I've watched some episodes, and the Mesias/Vampiro championship match was the best match. You might also notice a cheesy flash of light during the match -- that was Mesias throwing a fireball at Vampiro's face. Goes without saying MTV didn't liked that, so the monkeys in the truck went to work, and lo and behold, a cheesy bolt of light.

 

I'm working on getting the first (and last) season of the program...

Back to the mainstream for a minute, Mike Adamle's first night on Raw was one of the best episodes I'd seen in some time. Sounds like the writers are trying something different than usual. Adamle is a good scapegoat if they blow it...

 

Err, what's with Jericho wearing a fugly speedo?

 

I was wondering the same thing!! I can't remember the last time i saw jericho wrestle in shorts.
Well, wwe & ric flair have parted ways & there is talk that foley isn't going to renew his contract when it ends in a month or so.
I agree with you gnarff, the first adamle show was good, the highlight had to be the very good match between benjamin & kennedy. They both do good spots & they seemed to work very well together in the ring.

 

Well, I can tell you that Tazz is doing commentary on Crapdown this week, so if Foley`s departure means Tazz`s return to Crapdown, then screw Foley.

Appearantly Tazz was replaced by Striker on Extremely Crappy Wrestling. And appearantly he does a fairly good job.

Jericho and the fugly speedo, well, now that I think about it, I suppose it could be a change to move away from the old clown Y2J and move into the new 2.0 Jericho. IMO, he could have just kept the same attire he had, just change the damn design - Jericho and a speedo are two things that just don`t fit together.

 

The Benjamin vs Kennedy match was on Smackdown.

I'm talking Raw. I want to see Batista and Cena beat the hell out of each other. I want to see CM Punk embarrass JBL at Summer Slam. The concept of the tag team match with Santino and Beth Pheonix against Kofi and Mickie sounds interesting...

And if the writers bugger it up, they can pin it on Mike Adamle, who the fans already don't like...

 

I want to see CM Suck get spanked big time. This guy as WHC is a complete laughable joke, and a taint on the legacy of that prestigious title. Watching CM Suck wrestle is as interesting as watching paint dry. he always pulls out the same old crap - the Shining Wizard/bulldog combination and that pathetic GTS. What happened to the Anaconda Vise? CM Suck used to be a versatile wrestler, now he's just a pathetic, unidimensional, tattooed & pierced big babyface.

 

BTW, I heard Kennedy got an injury from it - is it true?

 

It looked to be a dislocated shoulder, but the results of the MRI should sort things out, and determine how long he will be out -- if he's out. Umaga appearantly also suffered some sort of knee injury at a house show - rough times for Crapdown.

 

So you think he's been Cena-ized?

 

You're damn right, he's been You can't see me-ized. Suck has got his three or four moves o' doom, his matches are all the same, he ALWAYS gets up no matter how bad he gets the living crap pounded out of his sorry stinking hide, he never taps to any submission hold, and I have a feeling that like You can't see me he's poised for a long, tedious, painful and downright sucky title reign.

That is, unless creative has a flash of genius and decides to push Jericho to maineventer status again.

 

I actually hope for that - a CM Punk / Jericho match or two can be quite good. JBL is not in the best of forms, and Cena's better off against another muscle powerhouse like Batista.

 

I'd pay to see CM Suck tap like a little girl to the Walls.

 

I'd prefer that they let the talent be talented and put on entertaining matches...

 

True, though one doesn't necessarily exclude the other. If a third of the respect people on the net have for CM Punk's earlier work is deserved, the guy is criminally underused.

In other WWE news, someone finally cleaned house yesterday. Good riddance to one of the most pathetic stables ever to come to our screen.

 

CM Suck used to be one hell of a wrestler. Remember his Ring of Boredom days? He went head to head with Samoe Joe for the World title in three separate 60 minutes matches, and ALL THREE matches ended up in a DRAW. I stopped counting the number of times I thought Joe had him down for the count, yet he kept getting back up and dishing out offense!

Of course, Wish we Were Entertaning is no Ring of Boredom, so 60 minutes matches are a big no-no -- unless they involve You can't see me and the Has Been Kid, and on Blah, cutting down ALL the time for other FAR more entertaining matches than those two losers slugging it out.

But back to CM Suck - he's currently being utilized at less than 5% of his capacities. Never mind the You can't see me-izing, which is similar to a lobotomy, so Suck can only pull off a limited number of moves in a very specific order or he's gonna become confused.

 

Beer Money have just become the NEW World Tag Team Champions... heel tag teag champs, finally.

LAX are supposedly disbanding. Very, very, very BAD MOVE, TNA.

 

But didn't Homocide have a distinguished Solo carreer in RoH? Maybe they are not happy with Hernandez. He just doesn't impress me...

 

Homicide did have a pretty good run in RoH - former World Champion, IIRC, and multiple time Tag Team champions in the good ol' era of the Rottweilers. He would make a pretty darn good X Champ, if you ask me. Big Hernandez... well, I just don't know. He's a powerhouse and he has potential, possibly more than meets the eye. Maybe he does need a singles run to step out of Homicide's shadow and showcase what he can do.

My guess is that Homicide could get a good push in the X Division, possibly even dethrone Petey Williams as X Champ, while Hernandez likely will end as mid-carder.

I can tell you one thing, though -- neither Homicide nor Hernandez is pleased about the split.