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You know you've played too many CRPGs when...

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by JiggaJay, Nov 30, 2005.

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  1. Aikanaro Gems: 31/31
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    Remove all ads!
    After submitting something to your blog you say to yourself 'Updated my journal'.
     
    Aikanaro, Dec 13, 2005
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  2. olimikrig

    olimikrig Cavalier of War Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    ...When you advise your friends to get some mods if their life has become dull...

    ...When you shout, "NO! I have the shut up you must gather your party... mod to a statement such as this:

    ...
     
    olimikrig, Dec 13, 2005
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    That's a common misconception, but Jesus actually was a historical character. You can believe what Christians say or not, but such a person lived in Palestine in the 1st century and shows up in Roman history books (Tacite, Suetonius and Joseph Flavius all mention him).

    When you come up with Star Wars quotes in real life?

    When your IRC/communicator conversations frequently begin with "/me casts this, /me casts that"?
     
    chevalier, Dec 13, 2005
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  4. Nakia

    Nakia The night is mine Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    When at least half of what you think and say sounds like it is from some game you play.

    He isn't?
     
    Nakia, Dec 14, 2005
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  5. DarkStrider

    DarkStrider I've seen the future and it has seen me Distinguished Member

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    When you see a competition on Tv about Romero's new Zombiefest the question is "What's the best way to kill a zombie ?" and you answer before they give the options "High-level Cleric/Paldins Turn Undead" :lol:
     
    DarkStrider, Dec 15, 2005
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  6. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    You wonder why dramatic music doesen't kick in when something bad happens.
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Dec 15, 2005
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  7. Susipaisti

    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

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    When you try to run errands all over the place for 48 hours without food or drink or sleep or ever going to the toilet, open your mouth to say "It's long past time for turnip tea", fall asleep mid-sentence, hit the ground unconscious, and your bladder explodes.
     
    Susipaisti, Dec 15, 2005
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  8. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    You wait for a cut scene when you do something really cool.

    You bitch about the lack of cut scenes when you do something really cool.
     
    Gnarfflinger, Dec 15, 2005
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  9. Colthrun

    Colthrun Walk first in the forest and last in the bog Veteran

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    When, after a paper cut, you thank the gods because it wasn't a vorpal paper sheet...
     
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    You believe that there will be a Great Re-roll in the Sky when you die, to redistribute your stats so you can play this great game of d&d (of which God is the DM) once more.

    You think that God plays dice and it's d&d.
     
    Lost Meme, Dec 15, 2005
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  11. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    When you cut yourself with a kitchen knife, you are thankful it was not a +5 knife.
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Dec 15, 2005
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    or if after you identify it would reveal as Butterknife of Balduran :D
     
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    When your math teacher makes a comment about his dexterity, you make a dice rolling motion and you and your friends laff, but no one else knows wtf you're talking about.

    True story, happened this morning.
     
    JiggaJay, Dec 15, 2005
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    While watching King Kong, you think the following:

    "I wonder how many levels in monk King Kong has?"
    "holy **** he just soloed a bunch of t-rexs!"
    "Woah, Kong must have a strength score of like 42!"
    "Woah, naomi watts has like 99 charisma! Hawt hawt hawt!!"
     
    JiggaJay, Dec 27, 2005
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    When you see naked NPC's in your dreams.

    When you are mad about romance bugs in BG.

    When you think what clases and races your frends are(done).

    When you try to spot goblins or orcs while hiking in woods.

    When you want nothing more than teleport to Forgotten Realms and start fight monsters and rise level.
     
    Westhardus, Dec 27, 2005
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    We could have a thread like that in the SS...
     
    chevalier, Dec 27, 2005
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    You put everyone you see/meet into alignment categories.

    You meet a new person, discover you don't get along and ask, "Are you WeiDu compatible?" :lol:

    The person you asked the previous question replies, "No, but were you installed after the patch?" :aaa:

    You hear strange noises in your darkened apartment and use Force Sight so you don't have to leave your warm bed.
     
    kuemper, Dec 27, 2005
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  18. Arahar

    Arahar Hmm, it's a dwarf. Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    Your hand feels/looks like it is still holding a mouse.
     
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    You trap your belongings in your room.
    Hey, that's a good idea! Stay off my pr0n parents! :)
     
    JiggaJay, Dec 28, 2005
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    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    ...you see a street sign for "Kick A Boo Rd", and instinctively wonder what Minsc would say.
     
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