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Spammer
pro spammer
writer
poet
babe magnet
coper (Police)
Musician
music maker(For games)
graphics desinger
comp Programmer
God
Paladin
Demon
pain in the @$$
and hopefuly
looser

Paddy.

 

I've always wanted to be a comic book type supervillian. Why? Because:

You don't necessarily have to have superpowers, so there's no need to hang out around nuclear reactors waiting for radiation leaks or anything like that. All you need are some cool gadgets, a plan for world domination, a few henchmen, and you're set!

You can build a cool evil headquarters with all kind of nasty traps to ward off snoopers!

For some reason the police seem to leave evil overlords alone. The few times cops go after them, the henchmen and/or nasty traps take care of them.

You don't have to listen to reason. After all, you are an evil overlord, and no one expects you to be anything other than insane.

You can conquer the world, raid banks and museums (for priceless artifacts), with pretty much little or no opposition!

You can influence millions of people and make them tremble at your very name!

You can use your nefarious schemes to get filthy rich!

You can design and wear all kinds of goofy costumes and people will be afraid to laugh at you!

You can name yourself something really cool and intimidating, like the Lord of Darkness, or El Supremo Uno!

You can get your name in the newspapers on a regular basis and be famous world wide!

Make all kinds of cool gadgets and destory things without those pesky little morals and concerns that impede your greatness!

You get a bunch of henchmen to boss around and make you feel important! Don't worry if you are not charismatic/intimidating enough, you can always build killer robots or raise an army of undead. You can abuse them, throw them into vats of acid, etc., without fear of rebellion.

Best of all, there are no superheroes in real life, so there's no one to interfere with your plans for world domination/destruction!

[ October 06, 2002, 20:57: Message edited by: Nutrimat ]

 

I see only one flaw in your plan, if theres no super heroes you can't be a arch nemesis, so who is there gonna be for you to blame, & slam your hand down on the table & shout "Dam you pratt man", it will live a large hole that will be difficult fill, but it should be easy considering you'll be loaded & can have your own private strip club down the hall

 

Physical Therapist.
I always wanted to become the same as Faragon since I know him. (Actually, I met him at college where we study Physical Th. )

Right now, I get the idea that I'm some sort of relation-therapist and parttime psychologist with all the people asking me for advice with their troubles (Can you imagine? They ask ME!).

 

Writer, comedian, or journalist.

 

Crackhead

Crack dealer

Crackwhore

Polititian

King of England

Pimp

Plantation Owner

That guy who does the voice of "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog"

 

I used to want to become a scientist for nearly a decade.... then, Bang! I was hit by the fact that more than anything else, I want to write. So, my future dream profession would be a professor of English Literature in some small, selective Unoiversity and an author on the side...

Oh, and in case one of you guys manages to take over the world, can I be the Head of the Secret Police or whatever?

Ara
(One day.... One day...)

 

seems as though a few people want to be me.

Turandil: if dr doom can't do it, neither will you!

on topic: continue my research, but have enough time to create some sci-fi comics.

[ October 07, 2002, 10:48: Message edited by: the god ]

 

I want to be a
Writer
Random Idiot
Assassin
Paladin
Writer
Did I say writer?

 

Arabwel, you can be my evil Lieutenant! But you'll have to submit a resume, and provide references (past victims of your evil, major landmarks destroyed, that sort of thing).

You will also have to demonstrate your ability to control my henchmen, a convincing maniacal laugh, and I get to keep your parents in a little cage (to ensure your loyalty and ward against betrayal).

 

When I grow up I want to be:
1) The maintenance guy at the Playboy Mansion, or
2) A weatherman, so I can always be wrong yet still keep my job, or
3) A Rock star with lots of groupies, or
4) A Baseball player with lots of groupies, or
5) JCDenton

Hi Z!!

 

Military historian & writer

 

I dont really know what I wanna be...
Many people think that I should be an artist. My mom is an artteacher so...
I know that I would fit in the role as an psychiatrist (sp?)and I like to write stories and poems...
I have thought about being an journalist or something else that have to do with puters but I dont know.
Right now I dont wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up since I have too many problems to worry about anyways...

 

I don't know!! Argh!!
I was *gonna* join the Air Force, but thanks to "medical reasons," I can't. Now, I don't have a clue...
I don't even know what to study in university! I don't even know which university to choose!! And I have 2 months to choose..."O woe is me."
And just to complicate things a teeny little bit more, there's gonna be almost twice as many high school graduates next year looking for universities in Ontario. I'm sure some of the other Canadians (esp. those in Ontario) will know what I'm talking about; the infamous "double cohort."
Yeah yeah,

 

I'll be a lawyer. so it's eleven long years of education for me. But I will do it.

 

I want to chat online on every forum on the net and wither away, feeling a sense of social satisfaction, while achieving nothing and knowing everything.

 

I was thinking of something along the lines of a beer tester/taster. Similar to what Norm tried on the show 'Cheers'. I went for the wine tasting gig, but I had to spit out the wine after I samlped it. For some reason that just didn't cut it

Now if I could score a job here http://www.bellsbeer.com/ aka the Kalamazoo Brewing Company I'd be stylin'. Not only do they brew damn good beer (and people say that the USA brews crappy beer) , but the brewers get to drink it, not just 'taste' it!!!

Yes, I have a profession at this time, but my true dream is to be a brewmaster, aka a full time drunk*!!!

*not to be confused with a full time alcholic.

[ October 09, 2002, 13:27: Message edited by: Thorongil ]

 

im gonna be a porn star, then when i retire from the porn industry ill become a porn director

 

Lawyer or biochemist...

 

to be realistic i would like to be a paleantologist